So, I'm pretty obsessed with Taylor Swift these days (I know, so basic), but particularly with "Blank Space." Mind you, I relate not in the slightest to the lyrics or to the video. My man-eating days are behind me (okay, they never really existed). I'm not sure I've ever even been in a mansion. But, I did ride a horse once at fifth grade camp . . . Anyway, I decided to make a version of the song that other moms like me might be able to relate to. Like Miss Swift's video, it is intended as exaggeration and satire, and not reality.