Basic Mom Week in Review - 05/03/15

5 Things That Actually Happened This Week and the Lessons I Learned

1. I researched the toxicity of crayons because my toddler not only took a bite out of this blue crayon, but also proceeded to chew it to the point where it was impossible to remove it all from her mouth. 

Lesson: Crayons are "minimally toxic," which sounds scary, but in this case means, the crayon may have a "mild laxative effect." As if my toddler needed any help with pooping.

2. Speaking of poop, see that little pile of animal poop next to my toddler's stroller car? Well, I didn't until she stuck her hand in it the second we arrived at the bus stop.

Lesson: Maybe at some point in my life, a week will go by that doesn't include a story about my toddler and poop, but now is not that time.

3. I found some Cinnamon Toast Crunch sprinkled over the dollhouse:

And then I caught the culprit red-handed (well, cinnamon-handed):

Lesson: My toddler has already mastered the "Who me?" look.

4. I generously allowed my 6-year-old to have Oreos and milk for snack, and before she took a single drink of milk, she spilled the entire cup all over the couch and floor. 

Lesson: If you come to my house sometime in the near future, it will likely smell like old milk.

5. While tucking her into bed and listening to her talk about her day, my 6-year-old caught me looking at her with mom pride and amazement. This conversation ensued:

6-year-old: What?

Me: I just like listening to you. You are so grown up.

6-year-old: [wordlessly boops me on the nose]

Me: [heart silently explodes]

Lesson: Who cares about spilled milk?