Blogging about the daily joys and frustrations of modern motherhood.
I'm totally down with the Dad Bod. In fact I was married to a man with a serious Dad Bod before it was even cool (which kind of makes me a trailblazer, right?). Now, I'm proposing that "the Mom Bod" be the next body trend we all jump on.
Read MoreThe first time you experience the "is it chocolate or poop?" situation is pretty much like putting on the sorting hat. Do you laugh at the adventures of motherhood? Gryffindor. Do you consider the possible effects of exposure to human feces on your immune system? Ravenclaw. Do you wipe it on your spouse's shirt? Slytherin. Do you lick it off your hand and pray it's chocolate? Hufflepuff.
Read MoreValerie Jackson is a basic mom, a tolerable wife, and a self-deprecating writer. She is attempting to raise two young monsters into nice young ladies in Michigan. She has a law degree that’s only current use is to win arguments with her husband.
