8 Tips for Literal Parents
/Advice is everywhere when you are a parent. I thought it would be helpful if I sorted some of it out for you.
Here are 8 Tips for Literal Parents:
Read MoreBlogging about the daily joys and frustrations of modern motherhood.
Advice is everywhere when you are a parent. I thought it would be helpful if I sorted some of it out for you.
Here are 8 Tips for Literal Parents:
Read MoreThe first time you experience the "is it chocolate or poop?" situation is pretty much like putting on the sorting hat. Do you laugh at the adventures of motherhood? Gryffindor. Do you consider the possible effects of exposure to human feces on your immune system? Ravenclaw. Do you wipe it on your spouse's shirt? Slytherin. Do you lick it off your hand and pray it's chocolate? Hufflepuff.
Read MoreI get that there are some similarities between pets and kids. Like, they are both living things. And they are both cute (or, at least, you think yours are). And once you have one, you are expected to keep it alive. But that's about where the similarities end.
Read MoreValerie Jackson is a basic mom, a tolerable wife, and a self-deprecating writer. She is attempting to raise two young monsters into nice young ladies in Michigan. She has a law degree that’s only current use is to win arguments with her husband.