Basic Mom Week in Review - 09/27/15
/5 Things That Actually Happened This Week and the Lessons I Learned
1. After getting a face-full of my toddler's pee while trying to get a urine sample, a nurse said, "That wasn't a girl pee, that was a boy pee!"
Lesson: Catheterization and extreme distress make my daughter pee like a boy. Also, having a toddler with a bladder infection is no fun at all.
2. I found some inaccuracies in a puzzle my toddler and I were playing with at the library.
Lesson: Brick Tamland may have been involved in the making of this puzzle.
3. I discovered a new, possibly concerning, mole on my leg:
Nevermind, it was just chocolate of unknown origins:
Lesson: Life would be greatly improved if all medical scares turned out to be mystery chocolate.
4. This conversation, while my toddler was pretending to cook with play food:
Me: Do you have any vegetables?
Toddler: Yeah.
Me: What's your favorite vegetable?
Toddler: Cheese.
Lesson: At least she didn't say ranch.
5. My 6-year-old drew some pretty intricate schematics while she and my husband were putting together a robot kit.
Lesson: This is the one that will take care of me when I'm old.