Basic Mom Week in Review - 10/01/17

5 Things That Actually Happened This Week and the Lessons I Learned

1. We let my girls choose the team symbols and names when we played Shoutrageous! with my best friend. My 8-year-old, who teamed up with my best friend, chose the apple symbol and named their team "Awesome Apples" (pretty wholesome). My 4-year-old, who was my teammate, chose the wine glass and named our team "Cool Wine" (Ummm . . .).

Lesson: I really hope my 4-year-old is never in charge of naming anything at preschool.

2. This exchange while my 4-year-old was working on a puzzle:

4-Year-Old: Mom, can you hand me the box?

Me: Sure. [hands box to 4-Year-Old]

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4-Year-Old: [Studies box then returns focus to puzzle pieces]

4-Year-Old: I wish there were directions! 

Lesson: Sometimes this is the only possible reaction to my daughter:

Giphy

Giphy

3. While walking back from dropping her sister off at the bus stop, my 4-year-old sniffed the air and said, "It smells like ketchup and fall."

Lesson: Mmmm, ketchup, the condiment of autumn* . . .

*If anyone in the condiment-making world reads this, PLEASE DO NOT take this as a sign that the world is ready for pumpkin spice ketchup.

4. My 4-year-old and I played Project Runway with Little People and Play Doh. In addition to being a designer, my 4-year-old also played the judge and promptly chose her design (left) as the winning look.

Rapunzel dressed by my 4-year-old and Ariel dressed by me.

Rapunzel dressed by my 4-year-old and Ariel dressed by me.

Lesson: I have never felt a closer connection to Rob Schneider's character in Big Daddy.

Tenor GIF Keyboard

Tenor GIF Keyboard

5. This exchange while practicing emotions with my 4-year-old:

Me: Show me your most innocent face.

4-Year-Old: I don't have an innocent face!

Lesson: My daughter (A.K.A. founder of team "Cool Wine") is very self-aware.