Basic Mom Week in Review - 01/15/17

5 Things That Actually Happened This Week and the Lessons I Learned

1. I discovered this nice array of mini plastic cups on my 3-year-old's dresser when I went to get something from her drawer.

Lesson: Apparently my kids are already working on the logistics of their Senior Prank.

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2. My 7-year-old's 2nd grade class did a project in which they wrote out five New Year's resolutions. My daughter's first two: (1) Eat healthier, and (2) Exercise more.

Lesson: My 7-year-old might actually be 35.

3. While reading Lady Bug Girl and Bingo to my 3-year-old, she pointed to this page and said,

"Hey, that kind of looks like Bob Ross!"

Lesson: Proof that Netflix isn't solely melting my kid's brain - it's also exposing her to the classics. Long live happy trees!

4. This conversation with my 3-year-old after she left her socks on the bathroom floor:

Me (pointing to socks on the floor): What do you think I'm going to say?

3-Year-Old (shrugging shoulders and batting eyes): I love you?

Me: Well, yes, I do love you . . . But, clean up your socks.

Lesson: Being as cute as a cartoon character won't get you out of cleaning up your socks - at least at my house.

5. My 7-year-old put a headband and clip-on earrings on my 3-year-old. 

Lesson: Now I know what my 3-year-old would look like as the mother in an early-'90s sitcom.